SVCE : Letter of Apology

This is an email I got from one of classmates who had found from the ruins of his mind or his room.

It is just hilarious!
Names hidden for its not a copyright version!


PART -1

A1 writes:

I don't know how many of you remember the time in second year we were
caught by the HOD for playing football in class... and how we had a
tough time convincing him that it was a team sport that the entire
class was responsible for!

While clearing my stuff, I came across the apology letter we wrote to
him


We are indeed ashamed to find ourselves writing this letter of
apology. We admit that our behaviour this afternoon was totally
uncalled for and unbecoming of students of this prestigious
institution.
We aplogize for getting carried away and making a lot of noise inside
the class. We assure you, with the sternest of resolve, that our
actions will never be repeated.
We hope you will pardon us as this is our first time, and we promise,
will be our last time.


Even better, though, is the first draft that X wrote. It's a
masterpiece!


It is with profound shame that we find ourselves writing this letter
of apolgy. We wholeheartedly blame ourselves for this moment of
disgrace which was totally uncalled for and totally unbecoming of
students of this prestigious institution. Our actions were banal and
childish to say the least but we hope that they will be dismissed as
the inconsistent frailities and vagaries of youth which were only too
resplendent (scratch) apparent in our outrageous behaviour this
afternoon.
We assure you, with the sternest of resolve, that our actions will
never be repeated again. We hope that we will be pardoned gracefully
us as this is our first time, and we promise, will be our last time.

The that-time class rep replies:

The best part was that only 4 of us went after that incident to meet him and hand over the apology . Mr.HOD apparently didn't know that the whole class was playing. He came to the assumption that only the 4 of us were playing and started shouting at us. We tried to make him understand that we were representing all those who played but he said "so why did only you guys come? you were playing thats why you 4 have come"
Worsht! :).
"namma hod thirundave maataru"